Maxwell Smart eat your heart out
Sure, Max Smart had a shoe phone, but I just picked up some new sandals that put that to shame.
The Reef Fanning sandals, designed by pro surfer Mick Fanning, have a bottle opener in the sole!!! Yes, it's very frat boy, but come Cinco De Mayo - I will have an open beer. Also, to the best of my knowledge, this is the first time my choice of beverage has affected my footwear.
[update] For the record, I bought a pair of blue Fanning's, not the hideous House of Pain color themed sandals pictured above.