A vote for James Brown
It did the trick, perhaps a bit too well. The SF Chronicle reports:
'The San Francisco elections office stayed true to its haywire history Tuesday when as many as 100 polling places ran out of ballots, leaving hundreds of irate residents unable to vote.'Bummer. However, I am happy to report that although it was a packed house on my side of the Bay, we did not run out of electronic balloting terminals.