My one regret in having been so busy over the last few weeks of product development, international travel, and dreaming up cool new Blogger products... not having enough time to read Mecawilson daily. Matt, I'm sorry. I will begin my 29th year tomorrow with a thorough read of your recent humorous concoctions.
By the way, if I didn't know better I would guess that Mr. Wilson is secretly ghost-writing 'Girls Are Pretty'. I could be wrong.