Worst friend ever
I am currently in the running for worst friend ever. Current email subject lines and voicemail from good friends sound like this:
  • What's up man?!
  • I know your really busy but...
  • Um. Did you get my earlier message...
  • Hello!?
I have all kinds of things in the hopper right now and will respond to all of my email and voicemail soon... sorry for the delay. You will be returned to your regularly scheduled Jason soon.


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