Prankster immune system
I love April 1st and April Fool's jokes so I'm a little bummed I couldn't pull it together for a decent stab at humor this year. Turns out the joke is on me this year. My immune system decided the glands in my throat would feel 'pretty funny' if they were twice their normal size and shape. Good one immune system, I'll defeat you yet - even if it takes 60 or 70 years.
I don't think any Google Gulp is going to make it feel any better either. If you have been trying to make contact, I've been at home sleeping for the past two days - talk soon.