Ten things about Steve Jenson

  1. Steve Jenson does not eat cookies. It's not that he doesn't like them, he just doesn't eat them.
  2. Steve's DSL is currently down.
  3. Your regularly scheduled SaladWithSteve is down too because Steve's DSL is wack.
  4. Steve uses WD40 instead of suntan lotion. He is a native Oregonian.
  5. Stacy has been putting up with Steve for as long as I can remember. Even when his DSL outage means her website is down too.
  6. Steve knows more about Atom than anyone in a 5 mile radius.
  7. Steve can dance a mean jig.
  8. In his downtime, Steve programs in Lisp, FOR FUN!!!
  9. I would like to begin referring to Steve as Redbeard, but fear reprisal.
  10. Before his father came to visit not long ago, Steve ordered cable with all the sports channels so his Pa would have something to watch. What a good son!
This has been an exercise in expanding Steve's Googlism. Let's give 'er a few days and check back.


CarLBanks said…
No your number one is incorrect.

#1. Steve Jenson was nice enough to give me a Gmail account, he made an incredibly great new fan.
elfviss said…
whats the deal with all the powerbooks at google??
stacy said…
Re: #9. A friend of mine calls him "Eric the Red," and yet still lives.
Jason Shellen said…
That's fabulous news Stacy - Redbeard it is!
Koen said…
Hey Jason,
I have a question for you:
How did you manage to include only the first post of your photoblog into your sidebar?
Could you please contact me about this?
I tried emailing you twice, but I didn't get any reply.

Steve Jenson said…
I do not have a beard. I have a goatee! I have sideburns, too. You can call me Redburns. That way you'll feel as ridiculous saying it as I will hearing it.

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