I'm trying this

I hate being in a store and people ask, 'Can I help you?' so I make it really hard for them.
'I've never been in a store before. So I can just take whatever I want?'

'Well, you have to give us money.'
'What's money?'
From comedian Julius Sharpe's blog.

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