It was a dark and stormy blog

They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white . . . Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn't taste distinctly dissimilar from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently.
by Ms. Mariann Simms of Wetumpka, AL and winner of the 2003 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest which challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels. The award recognizes the worst opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels. More good horrible entries here.

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