You know how some mornings

...you wake up and bite into your freshly purchased lemon bar and find... a hair. Well, I do. Yuck! Of course it's not nearly as bad as waking up to a raised threat level alert due to 'risks against soft targets'. Yay! I will now panic more specifically due to the heightened alert level.

Happy Orange Level Alert Day! Don't know what to do in our heightened alert level? You might want to read FEMA's 'Are you ready?' guide. FEMA has lovingly prepared a guide in Word format (only 483k), a guide in PDF format (over 10MB separated into 27 easy to download sections), and zero versions in easy to read HTML, to help prepare you and yours for Armageddon.

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