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Mama in Japan!
I got an email earlier this month from an old friend Andrew "Mama" Heywood. As you might know, he is teaching English in Japan for a year. He writes...
"... my life is pretty normal over here, well I guess you can't really say that because everyday something new is happening. I am having a pretty awesome experience, the teaching has a lot of pressure though. When I got here I thought I was going to be with another Japanese English teacher but I am the main mama so I don't have any training so I have to wing it." I am sure you will do just fine Mama. I have added a few photos taken by Andrew to the gallery. From the looks of things on Mt. Fuji, Mama is making all kinds of friends. If you would like to write him, everyone's favorite triathlete is: ironmanheywood@hotmail.com. Good luck and write again soon.
Selling like hotcakes...
Get them while they last, or just get them anyway. Visit the shellen.com store here. Get your very own Emil Shellen and family mousepad, mug or t-shirt. The t-shirt sports the shellen.com logo you see in the upper left corner of the screen. I expect sales to outsell the Rubik's cube.
More Shellens or hide the children
Turns out that my plea on the About page for other Shellens to contact me has not gone unnoticed. It turns out that sisters Teri (Theresa) and Chris (Christina) Shellen are 3rd cousins living in the LA area and are also connected to the web design industry. Howdy girls. Hopefully we will hear from you soon on this site. Also a big shout out to Wes Shellen, their father who got the whole ball rolling by contacting me in the first place. How's Montana? In honor of finding out about additional Shellens, I know this must be frightening to non-relatives, I have posted a few family pics. The first one is a picture taken about 1910? and was scanned in by Dad. This pic is of my great-grandfather Emil Shellen and family. The second pic is one of my personal favorites. This is my grandfather, Pendil Shellen looking pretty darn young. I will do my best to dig up more vintage photos for a larger gallery soon.
At least it didn't turn out Amish or I would have to ditch the PC
I just took the Belief System Selector over at SpeakOut.com. Here are my results: Liberal Quaker (100) Mainline to Liberal Protestant (98) Baháí (94) Orthodox Quaker (83) Unitarian Universalist (82) Orthodox Judaism (72) Reform Judaism (72) Seventh Day Adventist (70) Eastern Orthodox (61) Roman Catholic (61) Islam (58) Mainline to Conservative Protestant (57) Neo-Pagan (55) Mahayana Buddhist (51) Theravada Buddhist (51) New Age (50) Humanist (43) Jainism (43) Sikhism (43) Atheist/Agnostic (32) Hindu (32) Jehovahs Witness (32) Christian Science (21) Latter Day Saints (21) New Thought (21) Scientology (10) I think they weigh pretty heavily questions like... "Is non-violence fundamental to your faith?". I like the fact that Catholic and Islam are just 3 points apart for me. Wow, what should I think when my actual religion shows up …
Behind the Curtain
I just posted my part of a photo project called Behind the Curtain: A day in the life of Webloggers on the site in the gallery section. To see other entries and find out more about the project visit the completed project site.
Nori The Original Nasal Passage Cleaner
I have just stopped rolling around on the floor after seeing this picture. Taken from the Nori Website. Sign me up.

I keep meaning to read this book

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Nuts to Tivo

Tivo is giving away 10 Tivo's a day until Oct 31st in a 250-word essay contest. I entered and was sadly, already denied. Below is my Tivo essay. Don't you think I should have won?Tivo Essay
When I was a wee boy, by wee I mean 7, I watched the Wonderful World of Disney every Sunday. One Sunday, they played a movie about a guy that chose the stuff they played on TV. It was a young guy that I could relate to at the age of 7, not like those 52-year-old stiff TV exec types. 7 year-olds have a tough time relating to them for some reason. Anyway, I can't remember the name of the movie but I am pretty sure there was a chimp or an orangutan in this movie. Every show had some kind of ape in the 70's. I am sure they had a good reason for this but I always thought it odd and am glad now to see that the "monkeys equal good TV" era is over, but I digress. Ever since that movie aired I dreamt of owning my own TV station, controlling what goes on the air and which comedi…
It's the J to the (pause) A to the (pause) S to the O to tha N
Normally, I am firmly on the side of the argument that movies and music don't affect what people do in their lives but... when I listen to a lot of hip-hop my mind gets clouded. I begin to bust phat rhymes and get the urge to don an oversized jersey of some kind. This time the Black Eyed Peas and Handsome Boy Modeling School are to blame. Of course this is much better than the walking into oncoming traffic feeling I get by listening to The Deftones.
Multiple Choice
The Macerena:
is the true "forbidden dance" or should be for wedding dj's
was cool before 1995 and every Latin wannabe bandwagoneer jumped on crashing the cart into a pile of Menudo records
was never cool please move on and never speak it's name again
is so cheesy it should be called Cheese and Macerena
Sorry, I went to a wedding recently and I couldn't believe they still use it. View the results of this quiz here
If computers could sweat...
Whew!!! Aside from drawing out the snakes the heat has made me question my "keep the computer on 24 hours a day" policy. Not just for the energy savings but because I could probably have used my keyboard for a wok today. I always rationalize that I don't need air conditioning at home except for maybe 10 days in the summer. I am pretty sure we are on the 10+ days of gnarly heat (cumulative). I hear the end is in sight and rather than high 90's and 100's that is should drop to 86 tomorrow. Maybe I will wear a shirt. Woo Hoo! A few random thoughts: Are they just having gymnastics and swimming at the Olympics this year? Is it normal to long for your first car, a 1983 Volvo wagon, even though you have a nice car that runs all the time? I am pretty sure the above Volvo problem is Grant's fault due to his recent acquisition of a 1989 Volvo wagon. It is my theory that every web designer, UI guru, or just plain web professional grad…
Ok, I might know it if it bit me.
I know my friends and family have joked about my house being in the sticks but tonight I might finally have to concede. Deer, raccoons, lizards, fox, hawks and possum didn't have me quite convinced somehow but I do believe I am in the wilderness. Being relatively citified I turned the TV on mute when I heard what I thought were maracas. On second notice of aforementioned maracas, I realized that this was in fact a real live honest to goodness RATTLESNAKE. Now, I don't like spiders but like Indy, "I hate snakes!". How does one handle rattlesnakes near the garbage cans? Ask.com linked to a site that suggested getting pigs "Because pigs eat snakes and apparently they can't bite through pigskin". If anyone has a loaner pig let me know. I for one have an idea... moving. Anyone interested in a 4 bedroom / 3 bath in the Bay Area drop me a line.
Get $200 in FREE gas or University Diplomas from off-shore schools, ACT NOW!!!
Remember when you looked forward to receiving email. Not the delightful drivel we get now about REGISTERING TO WIN!! or how it is time to upgrade your software or that Gap's fall line is out and you can get a free pen with purchase. The only email I look forward to is from friends and family. Maybe correspondence about this site or every once in a while a very well written newsletter like Lockergnome that I have asked to receive. So I decided to do something about it. I unsubscribed from every email list that I am on. At last count, I had received 31 messages back telling me how much they will miss me. I feel liberated. My mailbox has been weeded out and I may now again respond to friends who have emailed me admist the clutter. Try it yourself and you may again welcome the gentle Inbox tone.
Better than keeping a Suzuki Swift in the glove box
"New Ford Exorbitant Comes with Spare Explorer"
Comfy? Good now here is your wake-up call (or I hear Amazon carrys radar detectors)
I got my first speeding ticket since I turned 19 last night. Handed down by Moraga PD of all people. In my years at Saint Mary's College of California in Moraga, I never had any run-in's with the law. Unless you count a late night beer run where they ID'ed me AFTER the sale in the parking lot, I was 22 so everything was cool. But as we used to lament back then when our friends would get pulled over or hassled (see above) Moraga PD really don't have anything better to do. Of course I had to take the scenic route home after visiting my sister in law out at SMC with Allison. No traffic in either direction, except for one car going the opposite direction. I thought to myself "I see a light bar. Oh it's a cop. Not to worry you are going the other direction." Just my luck, there have been some innovations in radar since my college days. They can tag you from front or rear (I…
Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph
I know my friends will slag me for bringing up politics yet again but I think I have officially changed my mind from the time of this post. After reading some great articles and interviews with Ralph "Corvair Killer" Nader, I have to vote for the guy. In one interview, on ZDTV Nader is asked about computers in schools and the digital divide. His answer was so dead on. He says that computers are just tools and that we have blindly accepted the mantra that computers are good for schools without really much thought. A recent article in Wired states that Ralph is not alone in this thinking. Besides he is a straight talker and a very intelligent man. He has the backing of Michael Moore, Rage Against the Machine, and Pearl Jam. If you want to see the latest on the 2 headed beast that our political race has become check out the new Rage video for "Testify" . If you still want to weigh in on your political views or see what oth…
I'll take my mid-life crisis now
I fell in love this weekend with a toy that a friends 7-year old son has, called the Know Ped by GoPed. If you have seen them then you know that these are stronger versions of the Razor. After a quick ride and only one fall after attempting an ollie with the thing I knew I was in trouble. I am still buying a surfboard before the Know Ped but I feel younger already. Excuse me while I find a tetherball game and start my Pokemon collection.
Oh wait, I guess I was totally off base about the tobacco companies. (or Customers are such a nuisance)
Geez, I can't believe what a fool I have been. I just watched a commercial from Phillip Morris about their sponsorship of a Meals on Wheels program. I guess years of making addictive chemicals has put them on the offensive and they are now trying to put a positive spin on that whole "lung cancer" debacle. You know you could probably paint a daisy on the handle of your 9mm and show babies cavorting with them but it isn't going to make people feel safe around guns. Phillip Morris (who own Kraft and Miller Brewing) still equals bad irresponsible corporation turned conspiratorial do-gooders. Adbusters.org has more info on your favorite tobacco/condiment/beer company. I guess my main beef with companies like Phillip Morris is the lack of responsiblility. In some cases companies like PM show a lack of business accumen as well. I mean honestly. I saw a bumper sticker …
Cranking on the new sections...
Not much to report but Dad has been asking for a section on the site and since it was really his last name first, he is getting it. Look for that soon. You might notice that I have added an about section and a gallery section to the site and am hoping to have my backlog of photos up in the gallery soon. Right now I have a bunch of photos from my recent sailing trip last weekend in Santa Cruz. Let me know what you think, especially about download times for you dial-up folks. The formating still needs a little work but it is good enough for now. Expect to see photos from Lake Tahoe, Las Vegas, San Francisco, New York, Nashville, LA and many more from Santa Cruz soon. Ta Ta.
From the "You couldn't leave well enough alone" department
There is now a web cam available on the navigation, where you can see me whenever you feel like. At the very least you could scare mice with it or catch me digging for gold.

Everybody into the pool

Now everyone this side of grandma can get into the web log act. Pyra Labs the makers of Blogger have announced BlogSpot, free hosting for Blogger blogs. Rather than regurgitate marketing copy, visit Blogger.com and get the straight poop on setting up yours today.
Joke Reunion Correction
In reference to the Joke Reunion post below, Grant writes: Jason, The polar bear-related punchline is something to the effect of, "Don't make me kick you in the ash-hole," or possibly, "ice-hole." Please correct this atrocity on your site. Thank you. So there you are. Now we have 2 stumpers. Please write soon.

Coming about

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View from the Chardonnay II Today, Allison and I had our first sailing experience. We took a two hour ride on the Chardonnay II and I am still bobbing about. I can feel the list of the boat in the ocean and wonder how I will ever drift off to sleep. It was unbelievable. Aside from a wonderful view of Santa Cruz from Capitola to Lighthouse point, we saw 3 whales! From off in the distance we could see the spray from their blowholes and tails waving in the air. Then the boat fell silent as they surfaced about 30 meters away. You could actually hear the sound of the whales exhaling. Wow! Too good to describe so you will have to take a look at the shots from today to get a clearer idea. I know the one of the whale tail didn't exactly turn out great but how often will I take a shot of a whale tail from this close? Just click on the images for a closer view:
Joke ReunionTaylor and I have decided that there is a need for a joke reunion service. Wherein, jokes and their appropriate punchlines are reunited. Currently I have a stumper for all of you. This one happens to be a punchline. And it goes: Wrecked 'em (or rectum) we damn near killed 'em.Grant seems to remember that this is somehow Eskimo or polar bear related. I know this is probably a dirty joke and I am sorry but it is driving me crazy. If you have the answer please email at jokereunion. If you have a punchline or joke beginning that you need help with just email it to the above address and we will work day and night until they are reunited.Godspeed.
Idle hands...
Ok, so turning 27 has put me in a reflective mood. To celebrate I decided that shellen.com needed a little overhaul. Watch for more changes over the next couple of days. Let me know what you think of the design. I will be adding a photo gallery, an about us section, links and a shellen.com design graveyard. Once again I have stayed up way too late. By the way, pb turned 27 on august 30th as well.